Alien invaders

It seemed that there was a noisy alien bumping around in our basement kitchen.

I crept down the stairs to investigate and came under attack. Fortunately, it was small and seemed incapable of properly launching it's (clearly) radioactive missiles into my toes. Running in fear for my digits, I managed to get a few snaps off.

Only much later when the pictures were developing did I notice that it was a man-made device. Damn modern scientists, with all their "technology" and "intelligence" - preying upon poor, unsuspecting husbands who can't resist their fancy gadgets.